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Et Tu Poison?
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Et Tu Poison?

June 22, 2011

  1. Adam says:

    Haven't heard from her in years, didn't know if she just off and died like the other women you date

  2. Brendan says:

    That's happened once, and I had *almost nothing* to do with it!

  3. Brendan says:

    I mean, yeah... I bought the poison

  4. Brendan says:

    I slipped it into her food

  5. Brendan says:

    But the cause of death wasn't "poison"

  6. Brendan says:

    It was liver failure

  7. Adam says:

    Wouldn't it have been poison

  8. Adam says:

    If they knew that's what caused the failure?

  9. Brendan says:

    Oh sure, the poison caused the liver failure which caused the death.. but you can't keep tracing these things back... it opens up a can of worms. Next thing you'll be wanting to blame gas stations for automobile accidents.

  10. Adam says:

    What if they put soda in instead of gasoline, causing the accident?

  11. Adam says:

    Or 'introduced a fatal and liquid based element' that otherwise wouldn't have been there

  12. Adam says:

    Into say, the car's romantic dinner, while it signs its will over to you

  13. Brendan says:

    Wouldn't that have been Coca-Cola's fault for producing said soda?

  14. Brendan says:

    All I'm saying is that a person can't live without a liver

  15. Brendan says:

    They can live perfectly well with poison. In fact, I have some in my trunk at this very moment.

  16. Adam says:

    While I think we've both proven that's only partially true....

  17. Adam says:

    Having it in your trunk isn't really the same thing is it?

  18. Adam says:

    Like living with someone isn't ingesting them...

  19. Adam says:

    Except that one party

  20. Adam says:

    (which was RAD by the by)

  21. Brendan says:

    Good times were had by all... Anyway, all this talk of poison has got me thinking about dinner. Care to join me?

  22. Adam says:

    Sure sounds good

  23. Adam says:

    I ...

  24. Adam says:

    Wait

  25. Adam says:

    We haven't discussed my will lately have we?

  26. Brendan says:

    Of course not! That would be crass... On an unrelated note, did I tell you that I have a friend who does life insurance policies? He will be joining us tonight.

  27. Brendan says:

    Please bring your birth certificate.

  28. Adam says:

    Oh you mean that shady guy who was friends with..

  29. Adam says:

    Wait... why?

  30. Adam says:

    Honestly I'm so full from those brownies you left at my house this morning

  31. Brendan says:

    Just in case the mood to sign up for life insurance hits you

  32. Adam says:

    They were rich, and tasted roughly of almonds, although I didn't see any

  33. Brendan says:

    You ate those?! Those were for Carrie. Who just signed up for life insurance with my friend I might add

  34. Brendan says:

    Let's move dinner forward a bit

  35. Brendan says:

    How's right now for you?

  36. Adam says:

    But you know I keep my birth certificate in that same old folder in my bedroom, next to my stocks and bonds, jewels, and those never-used suicide notes that I wrote a few years ago

  37. Adam says:

    You know, as a joke

  38. Adam says:

    Right now? I'd love to, but I feel a little dizzy

  39. Adam says:

    I guess I'll be okay to drive

  40. Brendan says:

    You should probably drive extra fast though... get it done and over with.

  41. Brendan says:

    Oh

  42. Brendan says:

    And if you feel like you are going to crash... I hear that crashing into a red VW bug with licence plate 3HDK342 is the safest thing to do

  43. Brendan says:

    Try and hit on the driver side

  44. Adam says:

    K... texting.while driviiing

  45. Adam says:

    Eyes.dim. going black.

  46. Adam says:

    Slugbug

  47. Brendan says:

    -= fin =-

  48. Adam says:

    *claps*

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