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What John Did Last Night
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What John Did Last Night

February 23, 2013

  1. Vincent says:

    Is John with you?

  2. Adam says:

    Yes

  3. Vincent says:

    I just wanted to make sure he's not in jail

  4. Adam says:

    Yes but we're leaving for Mexico because of "the incident"

  5. Vincent says:

    Alright, I'm forwarding 3000 pesos to his account, I've got a glock and three passports in a lockbox under the name "Jason Bourne"

  6. Adam says:

    Way ahead of you. I need a nice tie and an iron clad alibi, along with a history of the royal lineage of Spain... also a band-aid

  7. Vincent says:

    Okay, he's a small business owner, uhh he hires ex convicts to make clothes for the homeless... Sweaters for Smiles

  8. Adam says:

    Great rent a storefront and tear the sleeves off a denim jacket. Claim it's been that way forever and put as much fake blood on the driveway as you can buy.

  9. Adam says:

    Johnny's going to beat this one, and no dead hooker will say otherwise.

  10. Vincent says:

    Hmm, she needed to die for the greater good.

  11. Adam says:

    She would have wanted it this way, in her own - screamy, locked in the trunk way - She's a true patriot

  12. Vincent says:

    She's a trooper, set for a better place, Hell?

  13. Adam says:

    Well to be honest it's a shallow grave by the old wrecking yard - but in spirit, sure.

  14. Vincent says:

    She would have wanted it that way, it's in her will. I had it forged and all her earnings are entrusted to us.

  15. Adam says:

    How much do you think we're looking at? Enough to buy a new face and a sturdy camping tent?

  16. Vincent says:

    Maybe the tent and a fourth of the surgery.

  17. Adam says:

    Good enough, we will convene at point 'Bravo' and then meet later at point 'shallow grave where the hooker is' also - remind me to rename that point.

  18. Vincent says:

    Done, see you back in the world. Fin (

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