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X360 vs Ps3: A Dialogue
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X360 vs Ps3: A Dialogue

September 7, 2005

  1. WeaselBringer says:

    Xbox 360 had Perfect Dark Zero for a 'Halo style flagship game' but they lost it due to delays, so they're trying to decide what the flagship game will be, which means the first main game they force down our throats will probably be a racer

  2. WeaselBringer says:

    Neato

  3. WeaselBringer says:

    Maybe they'll have like Halo 2.5 the 1024x Edition, Now with shiny things!

  4. BriggsinCali says:

    Well, Halo certainly was fun

  5. BriggsinCali says:

    Yeah, I really hope Sony comes out with something nice once they finally release PS3

  6. WeaselBringer says:

    Of course Sony decided to embrace Blu-ray 2x speeds for the PS3 - (extra $100 cost per unit for Sony)

  7. WeaselBringer says:

    Meaning the PS3 should be out in 7 years and cost $203,000

  8. BriggsinCali says:

    Yeah, that worries me a bit

  9. BriggsinCali says:

    By the time it comes out, it won't be special anymore

  10. WeaselBringer says:

    You simply give the store your credit card, and they don't give it back, and then you use the handy 'employee branded ritual blade' to offer blood sacrifice to the console, then you ask it what game it would like to play to show it that you're not being bossy and willing to let it make its own decisions, then if you can coax it into its harness and get it to the car, you too will own your very own PS3

  11. BriggsinCali says:

    Hmm, I hope they sterilize the blade

  12. WeaselBringer says:

    They'll probably be like cheap 'Funco-land' keychains with disposable razor blades on them, and they'll let you keep it, ya know.... just in case the PS3 gets angry and doesn't like the size of the enclosure you've chosen for its rotund oval shaped "no components will fit above me" form factor (copyright)

  13. BriggsinCali says:

    Ha ha

  14. WeaselBringer says:

    Do you think that's a sly way to make sure that the PS3 always ends up on top of your stereo components or at least gets its own shelf, or do they really just have to make oval motherboards with egg-ram or something

  15. BriggsinCali says:

    Well, the Xbox 360 isn't much better

  16. WeaselBringer says:

    They keep this up the PS4 will be a cylinder that you can roll around, and the PS5 will actually be a ball! (Then Nintendo will sue them for stealing their 'gamesphere' idea)

  17. WeaselBringer says:

    And the Xbox 360 looks like they hired the guy that made the iPod and beat the shit out of him with a sack full of hammers while he tried to make their 17 pound console pretty

  18. BriggsinCali says:

    Wow, quite the rant today

  19. WeaselBringer says:

    (And it looks like they got F@tali1y's mother to design the front of it)

  20. WeaselBringer says:

    Yeah I'm sorta ranty today

  21. WeaselBringer says:

    Maybe I'll just post this whole conversation on my website

  22. WeaselBringer says:

    So I don't have to repeat it all

  23. BriggsinCali says:

    Well, your half of it anyway

  24. BriggsinCali says:

    I'm typing in between gluing sessions

  25. WeaselBringer says:

    Sniffing glue?

  26. BriggsinCali says:

    Fuck yea

  27. BriggsinCali says:

    Although it takes a lot of wood glue to have much of an effect

  28. WeaselBringer says:

    I bet try cramming the tube in your nostril and hitting it with a hammer (the tube not your nostril)

  29. BriggsinCali says:

    That might just do it

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