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Modern Warfare 2: A Conversation
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Modern Warfare 2: A Conversation

November 11, 2009

  1. Cliff says:

    So you diggin the MW2 action?

  2. WeaselBringer says:

    It's pretty fricking rad

  3. WeaselBringer says:

    Doubt I'll play it multiplayer

  4. WeaselBringer says:

    But I'll probably do the SP campaign twice

  5. Cliff says:

    Yeah, I'm hooked. The whole attack on America thing is pretty wild. Not that I'm proud that one of the fights in America revolves around a fast food chain mall.

  6. WeaselBringer says:

    Lol

  7. WeaselBringer says:

    Yeah

  8. WeaselBringer says:

    Defend the Burger Town is pretty silly

  9. WeaselBringer says:

    But I'm glad there's a Taco Bell or whatever,

  10. Cliff says:

    Well it's funny, you think about all the other games they've done and you fight for farms and churches and historic areas. Then they do one game in America and you're defending the Burger Barn and Taco Hut.

  11. Cliff says:

    "God damnit general, save the burger barn and get me a double quarter pounder while you're there!"

  12. WeaselBringer says:

    Well I'm assuming we're defending "freedom" and not the Burger Hut

  13. Cliff says:

    Freedom Fries

  14. WeaselBringer says:

    We're defending our right to have people stupid enough to call french fries... that

  15. Cliff says:

    God bless America

  16. WeaselBringer says:

    I believe the Burger Hut was bombed anyway

  17. WeaselBringer says:

    Diner also thrashed, Pisstown USA will have to be rebuilt

  18. WeaselBringer says:

    Hundreds of dollars in government funding will be required before it can regain its former beauty

  19. WeaselBringer says:

    HUNDREDS

  20. Cliff says:

    Where's a crying eagle when you need one.

  21. WeaselBringer says:

    Or a cybernetic bald eagle riding a Plymouth into Uncle Sam's vampire mouth

  22. WeaselBringer says:

    No wait that's just a tattoo I wanted

  23. Cliff says:

    I can see it, I dig it... no wait let me get the acid then everything will make sense

  24. WeaselBringer says:

    Then it looks like a pile of lumber, acid test pre-completed buddy

  25. WeaselBringer says:

    What about that controversial airport scene?

  26. Cliff says:

    Did you play that yet?

  27. Cliff says:

    It's the third mission

  28. WeaselBringer says:

    Here's a massive machine gun and for some reason we need you to "PRETEND" by killing and gunning down OODLES of innocents

  29. WeaselBringer says:

    This is to 'get in good' with the terrorist, who is STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE YOU ARE HOLDING A MACHINE GUN

  30. WeaselBringer says:

    You could burst all 5 of those jackasses and not a single civilian life lost, or you could HELP them gun down thousands, get shot in the face and start a war...

  31. WeaselBringer says:

    Hmm

  32. WeaselBringer says:

    Maybe America's policy of 'kill as many innocents as it takes' isn't as well thought out as we thought

  33. Cliff says:

    Hah

  34. Cliff says:

    Well here's my take on it, they wanted you to get in close with him to figure out what was next. Maybe they thought he had a nuke or something big that could kill loads more, who knows, I'm honestly not sure if they even bring it up.

  35. Cliff says:

    Anyways, they send you in to get in good with him and play buddy buddy

  36. WeaselBringer says:

    Not explained at all

  37. WeaselBringer says:

    And I'm pretty sure he can't use a nuke with 30 rounds in his back... which is exposed to you, the whole time, that you are... killing innocent people, to gain his favor, which doesn't work

  38. Cliff says:

    What bugs me is all that "If you are compromised we destroy all evidence of your existence" that ALL other CIA movies do... I mean shit it's the first thing I thought of.

  39. Cliff says:

    My assumption was it was a no other alternative situation

  40. WeaselBringer says:

    Isn't the point of counter terrorism to avoid gigantic bloodbaths like... I dunno, a massive airport execution?

  41. Cliff says:

    Like he had the capabilities and cells that would do it for him if he died

  42. WeaselBringer says:

    Still knowing there was some guy in France with sweaty palms holding the controller for a nuke would go a long way to soothing my concerns, instead it's "Be his friend, kill thousands... it's WORTH it"

  43. Cliff says:

    *little devil on his shoulder* This is a good idea, nothing could go wrong.

  44. WeaselBringer says:

    Little angel - Yeah, machine guns, yeah! (in a Beavis voice)

  45. Cliff says:

    Hah

  46. WeaselBringer says:

    I have to say the game is made worth it by gangsta shooting faceless enemies while snowmobiling at roughly 200 miles per hour

  47. Cliff says:

    Maybe one of the writers at Activision had a really bad experience at a German airport and was like "Ya know what, fuck these people" and the story goes from there.

  48. WeaselBringer says:

    You ever been to a German airport?

  49. Cliff says:

    Lol

  50. Cliff says:

    No

  51. WeaselBringer says:

    It's like that ALL the time

  52. WeaselBringer says:

    Thousands dead daily

  53. WeaselBringer says:

    I don't think a plane has ever successfully landed or taken off from a German airport

  54. WeaselBringer says:

    Due to all the shootings

  55. Cliff says:

    I'll have to make note of this

  56. Cliff says:

    Avoid Germany

  57. WeaselBringer says:

    Yeah if your layover is in Hamburg or something like that, wear flak, go in packing and leave on a fucking snowmobile

  58. WeaselBringer says:

    That will be the only way you're getting to Euro-Disney

  59. Cliff says:

    Now I have the image of Mickey in the airport gunning down thousands of civilians.

  60. WeaselBringer says:

    With his creepy laugh, now THAT would be Epic Mickey

  61. WeaselBringer says:

    Goofy throws a flashbang and says "Garsh" before slitting the throat of yet another airport security guard

  62. Cliff says:

    Donald suicide bombs a concession stand

  63. WeaselBringer says:

    Which accomplishes...

  64. WeaselBringer says:

    No it doesn't matter

  65. WeaselBringer says:

    I think it's awesome

  66. WeaselBringer says:

    I'm also going to blog this... watch me

  67. Cliff says:

    I can't wait for the FBI to call me.

  68. WeaselBringer says:

    And crotchmail.com 'ed

  69. Cliff says:

    I've always waited for this day... my life is complete

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