Satire, rants, and weird field reports from the internet abyss.

Hot Takes

Coffee Diaries - Part 5

Feb 24, 2016

Hot Takes

Coffee Diaries - Part 3

Feb 23, 2016

Hot Takes

Coffee Diaries - Part 4

Feb 23, 2016

Lists

Even More Terrible OK Cupid Headlines

Feb 17, 2016

Lists

Absolutely Terrible OK Cupid Profile Headlines

Feb 12, 2016

Hot Takes

Coffee Diaries - Part 2

Jan 23, 2016

Hot Takes

Coffee Diaries - Part 1

Dec 23, 2015

Hot Takes

Coffee, Take me Away

Nov 23, 2015

Messages

IM-PROV: Cthulhu’s Keeper

Oct 7, 2015

Rants

Video: How NOT To Break Up - Unicorn Porn

Jul 20, 2015

Rants

Video: Guy on a Phone Movie Review: Mad Max

May 25, 2015

Rants

Video: Guy on a Phone - Movie Review: Insurgent

Apr 23, 2015

Rants

What Hell is Like

Oct 9, 2014

Rants

Video: Pussy Whipped The Musical

Aug 20, 2014

Rants

Video: The Wet Door Sketch

Aug 20, 2014

Rants

Video: The Last Piece of Chicken

Aug 19, 2014

Rants

Audio Sketch: Friend with the Annoying Voice

Jul 13, 2014

Rants

Funny 95.5 Radio Spots

Jun 26, 2013