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Me says:
MeYou listen here Coffee. I have a very particular set of skills and I will find you, and I WILL drink you.
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Coffee says:
Coffee…
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Me says:
MeNo Mr. Coffee, I expect you to die.
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Coffee says:
Coffee*swirls*
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Me says:
MeWe're not so very different You and I Coffee…
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Coffee says:
Coffee*gets colder*
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Me says:
MeOh who am I kidding? You had me at "…"
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Coffee says:
Coffee…
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