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Top Ten Reasons I Didn't Write an Article

January 7, 2008

Today was the day I was planning on writing an article, but then again you ass-clowns don’t pay me.

So instead I’ve devised a list of the top ten reasons that I didn’t write an article.

  1. Alien Abduction
  2. My Dog ate the article
  3. Brain Hemorrhage
  4. Laziness Inversion / LSD Flashback
  5. Because of TopTen Lists
  6. Religious Epiphany
  7. Because of the Number 4
  8. Lack of Ideas
  9. More Important things to do…
  10. The number one reason I didn’t write an article

Because I just fucking wrote one and why would I write another? Heh Mr. Snips is awesome.

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