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State Superiority

November 20, 2008

  1. sikkitten says:

    so how are you?

  2. sikkitten says:

    anything new and exciting in the land of CA?

  3. weaselbringer says:

    oh yeah, they just implemented free college and a hummer h2 to every citizen, one time only, for california residents

  4. weaselbringer says:

    so we're pretty well off

  5. weaselbringer says:

    I'm sure that backwards ass soveriegn goat nation-state you moved to probably has LOTS of great perks, like a pile of beads or something

  6. sikkitten says:

    At least half of OUR state isn't on FIRE

  7. sikkitten says:

    yeah. Got nothin' to say to that, do you?

  8. weaselbringer says:

    sorry I was beating the flames out of my carpet

  9. weaselbringer says:

    oh that's a PRIDE fire

  10. weaselbringer says:

    we're so much more proud than you

  11. weaselbringer says:

    In fact, I haven't even HEARD about your pride fire

  12. sikkitten says:

    It's in our woodstove

  13. weaselbringer says:

    you probably live in one of those red states that's ashamed of themselves, that's okay,

  14. sikkitten says:

    we don't need to have everyone know

  15. sikkitten says:

    WE know we're proud

  16. sikkitten says:

    Um...we're blue

  17. weaselbringer says:

    Yeah the kinda pride you keep hidden away, deep inside, my state can totally beat up your state and ranks higher in per capita gains per citizen

  18. sikkitten says:

    We have lower gas prices

  19. sikkitten says:

    and

  20. sikkitten says:

    snow

  21. weaselbringer says:

    actually our gas prices are way down, about 2.40 I think at last check

  22. sikkitten says:

    yeah, ours are like 2.1

  23. weaselbringer says:

    and of course we have every major climate, including Lake Tahoe for snow, and the desert, forest, ocean, and mountains, as well as plains, farmland and great america (california)

  24. weaselbringer says:

    I think your state has snow and crap-heaps as it's major land mass

  25. weaselbringer says:

    maybe the occaisional dead hooker memorial or something

  26. sikkitten says:

    I don't have to go ANYWHERE for snow

  27. sikkitten says:

    and there's flowers growing wild until the late autumn

  28. sikkitten says:

    and deers in my front yard

  29. weaselbringer says:

    yeah that's what I've been dreaming of, sub zero temperatures and dirty slush outside my house, oooh snow tires and frostbite, where do i sign up??

  30. sikkitten says:

    You know you're jealous

  31. weaselbringer says:

    The deer are actually NSA agents, as your state is listed as at-risk

  32. sikkitten says:

    We have...um...

  33. sikkitten says:

    oh!

  34. sikkitten says:

    our convention center is like the greenest building in the world or something

  35. sikkitten says:

    Our bloodbank, however, sucks way more than the BB of the Redwoods

  36. sikkitten says:

    and I don't mean that it's staffed by vampires

  37. sikkitten says:

    'cause that would be cool

  38. weaselbringer says:

    blood just rains from the sky here now,

  39. weaselbringer says:

    it's pretty sweet

  40. weaselbringer says:

    we just took all the homeless people and "juiced" them, so now when you need a transplant, you just hold your skin open in the rain, we're almost a perfect culture

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