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Adam says:
AdamDid you know sex is like pizza?
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Rachel says:
RachelYou can get them both from pizza delivery boys, if porn is to be believed
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Rachel says:
Rachelwhat else....um....
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Adam says:
Adameven when it's bad it's still pretty good
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Rachel says:
Rachelsometimes they can be a little crusty
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Adam says:
AdamPlus your friends won't mind when you force it on them
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Rachel says:
RachelEveryone thinks THEIRS is the best
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Rachel says:
RachelCan be enjoyed with meat, without meat or with all meat
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Rachel says:
Rachelthe worse it is for you, the more you enjoy it
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Adam says:
AdamIf you have too much you just roll around in pain for a few hours?
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Adam says:
Adam6 of you can enjoy it, or just by yourself
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Rachel says:
Rachelit's good for breakfast
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Adam says:
Adamsometimes if you have it at your office, your coworkers get mad or jealous
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Rachel says:
Rachelwell, if you are having it at work, everybody wants some
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Adam says:
Adamit's condoned by congress for kids at school....?
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Adam says:
Adam(that was topical)
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Rachel says:
Rachelhahaha
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Adam says:
AdamAfter it gets split more than 4 ways it gets awkward and nobody gets enough ?
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Rachel says:
RachelIt can burn your mouth if you have it straight out of the oven?
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Rachel says:
Rachelno...that one doesn't really work
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Rachel says:
Rachelthough, true in either case
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Adam says:
Adamstill works
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Adam says:
Adamit's not good to try to get it all in your mouth at once?
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Adam says:
Adam... I take that one back
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Adam says:
AdamIt's the meaty treat that can't be beat?
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Rachel says:
Rachelsometimes it dribbles down your chin but you dont really care?
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Adam says:
AdamSometimes you shamefully order it over the phone at night?
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Rachel says:
Rachelthat one made me giggle out loud
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Rachel says:
Rachelsometimes you can add things to it that should be really weird but just make it better?
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Rachel says:
Rachelthe ability to have it delivered to your home is a sign that you live in a civilized world?
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Adam says:
Adamit never turns out the same when you make it yourself?
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Rachel says:
Rachelit's weird if you add pineapple
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Adam says:
AdamIt's popular at birthday parties?
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