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How Sex is Like Pizza...
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How Sex is Like Pizza...

March 22, 2012

  1. Adam says:

    Did you know sex is like pizza?

  2. Rachel says:

    You can get them both from pizza delivery boys, if porn is to be believed

  3. Rachel says:

    what else....um....

  4. Adam says:

    even when it's bad it's still pretty good

  5. Rachel says:

    sometimes they can be a little crusty

  6. Adam says:

    Plus your friends won't mind when you force it on them

  7. Rachel says:

    Everyone thinks THEIRS is the best

  8. Rachel says:

    Can be enjoyed with meat, without meat or with all meat

  9. Rachel says:

    the worse it is for you, the more you enjoy it

  10. Adam says:

    If you have too much you just roll around in pain for a few hours?

  11. Adam says:

    6 of you can enjoy it, or just by yourself

  12. Rachel says:

    it's good for breakfast

  13. Adam says:

    sometimes if you have it at your office, your coworkers get mad or jealous

  14. Rachel says:

    well, if you are having it at work, everybody wants some

  15. Adam says:

    it's condoned by congress for kids at school....?

  16. Adam says:

    (that was topical)

  17. Rachel says:

    hahaha

  18. Adam says:

    After it gets split more than 4 ways it gets awkward and nobody gets enough ?

  19. Rachel says:

    It can burn your mouth if you have it straight out of the oven?

  20. Rachel says:

    no...that one doesn't really work

  21. Rachel says:

    though, true in either case

  22. Adam says:

    still works

  23. Adam says:

    it's not good to try to get it all in your mouth at once?

  24. Adam says:

    ... I take that one back

  25. Adam says:

    It's the meaty treat that can't be beat?

  26. Rachel says:

    sometimes it dribbles down your chin but you dont really care?

  27. Adam says:

    Sometimes you shamefully order it over the phone at night?

  28. Rachel says:

    that one made me giggle out loud

  29. Rachel says:

    sometimes you can add things to it that should be really weird but just make it better?

  30. Rachel says:

    the ability to have it delivered to your home is a sign that you live in a civilized world?

  31. Adam says:

    it never turns out the same when you make it yourself?

  32. Rachel says:

    it's weird if you add pineapple

  33. Adam says:

    It's popular at birthday parties?