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Me says:
Me*Spits Out Red Bull* Coffee you're here early.
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Coffee says:
Coffee...
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Me says:
MeAh yes, this is Red Bull I was just in the mood for something different.
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Coffee says:
Coffee...
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Me says:
MeNo no! It's not what it looks like. Red Bull and I are just friends. It means nothing to me.
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Coffee says:
Coffee...
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Me says:
MeSeriously?! Like you've never had Cream or Frappe? What about the time you were iced?
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Coffee says:
Coffee...
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Me says:
MeYou're right I'm sorry. I should have at least included you. It just seemed like a lot all at once. Sometimes you just want some variety you know? You're still my number one beverage.
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Coffee says:
Coffee*burble*
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Me says:
MeSigh. You're the best. You are. You.
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