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Unlikely Disney Sequels

November 11, 2008

This is an OLD entry from the origins of CrotchMail (formerly Devil’s Newsletter)

Some of these sequel numbers have actually come to exist, so take the accuracy with a grain of salt. Although I bet you’ll find a whole bunch of movies that either you’ve never heard of, or had no idea Disney made/produced.

So without further ado, here’s a giant list of “Unlikely Disney Sequels”

  • Fantasia 3: The Blood Rites

  • Fantasia 4: The Virgin Sacrifice: Minnie’s Revenge

  • Aludden: The Non copyrighted Lamp rubber

  • Lion King 3: Poachers Revenge

  • Lion Queen: The Tundra babes in drag

  • The Making Of paper: The life (and death) story of Pinocchio

  • Pollyanna 27: Girls gone Wild edition

  • Little Mermaid 5: Sushi is an art

  • Politically Correct Snow white: Narcoleptic Caucasian attractive female and her Vertically challenged helpers.

  • Beauty and the Beast 4: Hey isn’t that illegal

  • Cinderella 10: From Glass to Leather

  • 1001 Dalmatians 2: Dog Breeding tactics

  • Behind The Music: Alice in Wonderland

  • Tarzan 2 ½ : The Scantily clad adventure continues

  • Tarzan 3: Dude, where’s my loin cloth?

  • Mary Poppins 3: Fuck the sugar, where’s the everclear

  • Door Jams and Dead Bolts: Bedknobs and Broomsticks 2

  • Free Willy 4: Jackson’s Opportunity

  • Tron 2: The Mac Attack

  • Herby the Love Bug 42: The spread of Car STD’s

  • The Jungle Book 3: Mowgli plays the stock market

  • Fern Gully 3: the Post-Apocalypse Urban wasteland

  • Tuck Everlasting 2: The Sex Change Edition

  • Toy Story 3: Attack of the Blow up dolls

  • Winnie The Pooh 3: Humans taste like honey

  • The Hunchback of Notre dame 2: Money Shot

  • Lilo and Stitch 2: Hawaiian Cannibal babes

  • Pete’s Dragon 2: When Doves Fry

  • Treasure Planet 2: The Bordello Space Collection

  • Angels in the Outfield 2: Angels in my pants

  • Parent Trap 3: The lawsuit

  • Parent Trap 4: They’re legal now

  • Spy kids 3: The career Ender

  • Bambis Revenge: The Hunted becomes the Hunter

  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2: Jessica’s exhibition

  • A Bugs life Documentary: From the shoe tread

  • Honey I Addicted the kids to heroin

  • Old Yeller / Pet Cemetery Crossover: Yeller’s BACK BILLY

  • Davie Crockett 2: I swear she’s not my sister

  • Robin Hood 3: Grand Theft Auto

  • Sword in the stone 2: Sword just laying around on a table

  • Flubber 2: The Compound of Fear

  • George of the Jungle 2: Wait we’re not Tarzan?

  • Flight of the Navigator 2: Joyride of the Navigator

  • 20 Billion Leagues under the Sea: We’re in China now!

  • Atlantis 2: The Bends

  • Lady And The Tramp 3: Roadkill

  • Not Quite Human 4: OS X

l thanks to Mr. Chaos, Knakmos and Me the Devil for this list of Pure pain J hope you all enjoyed

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