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Lemur Gun Inside a Baby

January 25, 2010

  1. sikkitten says:

    howdie

  2. weaselbringer says:

    what! stop judging me!!

  3. weaselbringer says:

    oh sorry I thought you were the instant message that haunts my nightmares

  4. sikkitten says:

    haha

  5. weaselbringer says:

    you're just a regular IM

  6. sikkitten says:

    I was judging you though

  7. weaselbringer says:

    well that's fine because you don't have the face of a werewolf and the mind of supernova like in my surreal flavored dreams

  8. sikkitten says:

    or so you think

  9. weaselbringer says:

    whatever condemnation you can pass down from your realbrain is probably non-fatal

  10. weaselbringer says:

    hmm I've found that pinching myself is not a solid indicator of dream state, so I've taken to firing a live starter pistol at my face to see if I'm dreaming

  11. weaselbringer says:

    so far 3/4 times I've been awake

  12. sikkitten says:

    sounds like a good system.

  13. weaselbringer says:

    the first test run it turns out I was dreaming and the starter pistol emitted a high pitched frequency that only marmosets can hear and I shot myself in the face with a lemur.. 12:07:2 PM weaselbringer: that... thankfully was only a test run, and I might add, a dream

  14. sikkitten says:

    been there

  15. weaselbringer says:

    Lemur gun... I wonder if there's a market for that

  16. weaselbringer says:

    ( or an app for that )

  17. sikkitten says:

    haha. I would say yes to both.

  18. sikkitten says:

    if there isn't a market, that's what proper advertising is for.

  19. sikkitten says:

    Throw it in the right packaging and everyone will want one.

  20. weaselbringer says:

    packaging for a lemur gun... I guess if you sold it... inside a live camel.. that way, if you're crafty... hey! Free camel!

  21. sikkitten says:

    not an advertising ploy that would work on everyone, but I'm sure it has it's niche.

  22. weaselbringer says:

    inside a live baby? studies have shown that humans respond well to infants

  23. weaselbringer says:

    all we need to do is gently force a large lemur and accompanying pistol, along with the instruction manual and free lemur case/food pellets inside a human baby and I think that may fill TWO niche's

  24. sikkitten says:

    http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/01/sunday-sweets-when-mario-marries.html ‍

  25. weaselbringer says:

    effectively bringing it out from the niche market and into the booming, babies stuffed with things... market...thing

  26. weaselbringer says:

    I would get married for that cake alone

  27. weaselbringer says:

    to anyone or anything

  28. weaselbringer says:

    I would marry a cactus attached a badger trained to eat testicles to have that cake

  29. sikkitten says:

    HAHA. I know you would.

  30. weaselbringer says:

    And we're not in the baby killing business, sure there's money to be made but our goal is at least 70 percent live product

  31. weaselbringer says:

    the rest we can pawn off to third world countries where lemur stuffed baby is probably a delicacy... damn savages

  32. sikkitten says:

    hey, have you ever tried lemur-stuffed-baby? Don't judge the foods of other cultures based on your own cultural biases.

  33. weaselbringer says:

    hey I've done my part I once had a mcdonalds burger from a non-franchised establishment.

  34. weaselbringer says:

    One time I think I had a banana or fruit or some type from near canada

  35. sikkitten says:

    dude, I said RESPECT other cultures...not risk your life!

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