Adam: haven’t heard from her in years didn’t know if she just off and died like the other women you date Brendan: thats happened once, and I had *almost nothing* to do with it! Brendan: I mean, yeah… I bought the poison Brendan: I slipped it into her food Brendan: but the cause of death [...]

My good friend God “The Lord” Stockton is apparently spawning a child, I think his wife is involved as well, but to be honest I don’t like to pry into the mysteries of nature, there are traps, like in the temple of doom. Since I heard the news the question came up, what’s the name? [...]

Now the Twist Here is that some of them I’m making up and Some of them I’m NOT. I’m not going to say which ones are which, because before you know it some people will be sending me examples of how I’m wrong (or right) and I’m already ashamed enough of the human race. D [...]