Special Thanks to Sean Beering who initiated the best Facebook Rant/Story ever. I think this sums up the world as we know it, quite nicely. Enjoy. PS: The names have been left unchanged to damn the guilty and I love my friends, but if you want yours removed, I will blur it

If you live in Maine and your hometown includes a clown driving a car he calls Christine with a large ,rabid St. Bernard in the backseat, while residing in an old, haunted hotel near a strange Pet Semetary and hangs out with teenage girls with telekenetic powers….you’re pretty much screwed. When it appears you have [...]