Adam: SUCK A BAG OF DICKS Kyle: well Kyle: ill suck on the bag Kyle: but not the dicks themselves Adam: okay but it’s leaking Adam: it’s a paper bag Kyle: so, youre telling me Adam: and overly full Adam: it wasn’t well thought out Kyle: that this paper bag Kyle: what is it leaking? [...]

Adam: haven’t heard from her in years didn’t know if she just off and died like the other women you date Brendan: thats happened once, and I had *almost nothing* to do with it! Brendan: I mean, yeah… I bought the poison Brendan: I slipped it into her food Brendan: but the cause of death [...]