Attention Deficient Delight

So here’s a little insight, into how my brain works. I’m standing in line at the coffee shop, the clerk looks bored and slightly put out. It occurs to me that he’s not happy and probably...

Eloquent Road Rage

So now that I’ve joined the ranks of the low down and filthy commuter, I’m on the freeway for about 2-3 hours every day. And when I’m not listening to The Woody Show – I see a lot of...

My New Room

So i’m incredibly jazzed about this cute little new project from Google called “Lively” It’s basically Google’s answer to second life, and all those other virtual environments....

The Korean Hacker Scandal

(Or What happened to Crotchmail) Many of you may have noticed that Crotchmail went down for several weeks, and that it was officially “Banned by Google” for that duration as well. Why? Psychotic...

Things to do on a Rainy Day

Here’s some things you can do to while away a rainy day. 1. Become immortal. At first I thought becoming immortal was going to be extremely hard, not knowing how to do it. Then I thought it would be...

How to Get a Job

by: M. Gordon Lately I have been noticing that more and more people are entering the workplace. Some are returning to work after an injury or pregnancy, some are switching jobs, but most are, like me, just...

Sandwich of the Future

The Year is 2093. Nanotechnology has progressed to enhance and improve every aspect of our lives. Technology in general has permeated every level of human existence from genetically engineered birth to a...

I’m So Angry

I’m not angry for a reason. Reasons can be “reasoned away” eventually. I’ve got vivid blind melodramatic anger. Red faced steam shooting cartoon anger. I’m so angry, I want to...
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