Jesus Monkey Flavored Christ
I woke up today with a hangover that gave me super powers. Power that allow me to feel pain and misery unlike any person before. Like Daredevil, I could hear the slightest whisper...
You’re probably wondering why I’ve banana. See? That doesn’t make sense, the key to good nonsense is for it to ALMOST look like it makes sense. Let me give you an example:
Jill went to the...
I dug through “PixelGirl Presents” to find these, my favorite three iphone wallpapers, you can tell me which one you like best
Click each photo to see full-size ...
There is a man standing at a desk, with his hands pushed flat and hard against the mahogany wood. His gaze is steely and his lips are drawn into a tight line.
“Allright guys, here’s the plot to...
More quotes of mine that aren’t famous yet, but will be soon, I’m pretty sure…
General Quotes
People drink to erase their pain and solve their problems, which is impossible, but worth a...
Hot damn, girl! You’re incredible.
Everything about you gives me koala feet. You don’t know koala feet? That’s when a koala gets so dumbstruck by something beautiful in nature like a rock or...
Google, go ahead, take my privacy.
Why? Because Google rocks, they can have my privacy, all of it, I trust them. Fly Google Fly, like the bedazzled sexy phoenix I know you are. Get out there and collate and...
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