I’ve spent a few months in New York somewhat recently, and lately I’ve heard a lot of talk about it. There seems to be a romantic notion of the big city, and every starry eyed young something or...
(Title: La Slinkie)
Alas Poor Slinky,
Ridden with stair-like bounces,
and so damn silly
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(Title: El Diablo)
Oh Hail Great Satan,
You are like a god to me,
and squishy-licious
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(Title: French Stewart)
On...
We all remember the classic cartoons of our youth, whether they were brand new or, re-runs or just something we downloaded one day. The craze of Saturday Morning cartoons started a long time ago, and shows no...
(The details of this “Manventure” have been altered to protect the incredibly guilty)
My good buddy Sean and I decided to have a manly mis-adventure today, and we had such a great time, we thought...
I’ve read countless articles about fuel-cell technology. Which can mean a lot of different things, but lets break it down to what I think is the absolute worst…
Ethanol/Alcohol – Based...
The Story of a Fish Having sex with a Frisbee.
Two of the greatest friends in the world were sitting in a sunny park on a bench one day. Their names were Elocution and Vernacular and one said to the...
No really… Its the Sean’s birthday article.
He requested that I write an article for his birthday, so I think this can be best summed up by poetry, a series of numbers and a picture of a...
Today was the day I was planning on writing an article, but then again you ass-clowns don’t pay me. Plus I’m feeling slow and drowsy from when I chugged NyQuil earlier and ran over a marching band...
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