10:37:04 AM Cliff: So you diggin the MW2 action? 11:30:47 AM weaselbringer: it’s pretty fricking rad 11:30:58 AM weaselbringer: doubt I’ll play it multiplayer 11:31:09 AM weaselbringer: but i’ll probably do the SP campaign twice 11:47:22 AM Cliff: Yeah, I’m hooked. The whole attack on america thing is pretty wild. Not that I’m proud that [...]

3:03:48 PM sikkitten: so how are you? 3:03:58 PM sikkitten: anything new and exciting in the land of CA? 3:05:38 PM weaselbringer: oh yeah, they just implemented free college and a hummer h2 to every citizen, one time only, for california residents 3:05:41 PM weaselbringer: so we’re pretty well off 3:06:07 PM weaselbringer: I’m sure [...]

[13:59] Brendan: my life is in danger… I need $23,000,000 in diamonds by 9:12pm tonight [14:00] WeaselBringer: I have 22,222,033 in diamonds, some in oil stocks, I’m about 200k short total, I had to kill 3 people, we may need to hide out after this [14:01] WeaselBringer: btw whats it all for [14:02] Brendan: in-n-out [...]

[11:48] WeaselBringer: We can’t keep meeting like this, people are starting to suspect things [11:49] Kate: You shouldn’t even be talking to me right now. I told you not here. [11:49] WeaselBringer: Well you don’t leave me much choice [11:49] Kate: *sigh* [11:49] WeaselBringer: What’s next a message in a bottle? [11:50] Kate: I was [...]

[13:30] WeaselBringer: can I get my PHD in Jive? [13:31] JonK: yes [13:31] JonK: go to sucka academy [13:31] WeaselBringer: Does it become a muthafucking doctorate, or am I just “Straight slidin’ pro and shit” [13:32] JonK: its complicated [13:32] JonK: with a phd in jive [13:32] JonK: you are allowed to say “the muthafuckin [...]

[13:06] fritofiend: ok [13:06] fritofiend: how do you get a girl to do anal [13:06] fritofiend: and i dont mean forcing her hand in my ass [13:06] WeaselBringer: hit her in the head with a brick, is the short answer [13:06] fritofiend: lol [13:07] WeaselBringer: but if you’re romantic, you can paint a nice message [...]

[10:14] WeaselBringer: thats right…. NON portable ninjas [10:14] WeaselBringer: stationary ninjas? [10:14] Rachel Rei: haha [10:15] Rachel Rei: you can write on them? [10:15] Rachel Rei: send them as thank-you cards? [10:16] WeaselBringer: yeah maybe thats deceptive wording [10:16] WeaselBringer: in-ground ninjas? [10:16] WeaselBringer: immovable, scarecrow ninjas? [10:16] Rachel Rei: hehe [10:19] WeaselBringer: I should [...]