The Year is 2093. Nanotechnology has progressed to enhance and improve every aspect of our lives. Technology in general has permeated every level of human existence from genetically engineered birth to a greatly extended life-span, to a carefully planned death. I have time travelled here to explore the future of humanity, the evolution of society, [...]

(The details of this “Manventure” have been altered to protect the incredibly guilty) My good buddy Sean and I decided to have a manly mis-adventure today, and we had such a great time, we thought we’d detail the required elements of a MAN-venture so you too can enjoy this long lost pastime. Some of you [...]

The Story of a Fish Having sex with a Frisbee. Two of the greatest friends in the world were sitting in a sunny park on a bench one day. Their names were Elocution and Vernacular and one said to the other. “Vern, I’ve invented a machine that turns things into other things” He said this [...]

It was a rough day at the pentagon that day. The president and his group of advisors were haggard and tired and finally the leading German-sounding scientist of the day “Hans-Grueberman” Slammed his hand down on the desk. “Gentlemen! Zere’s goht to be a better way!” he shouted germanically. The President slowly turned to him [...]