Adam: He would kick down the door of that orphanage and say “look, some of you don’t have parents, and that’s sad, but I’m gonna burn this place down, and if you want to live you have to get through me..” Then you see how many orphans you can take on at once, when they’re [...]

Now that Border’s has gone all Chapter 11 and is liquidating all their stores. I’m reminded of the brief stint I had as a Border’s Employee. It was one of the worst experiences I’ve ever endured. I don’t say that in an ironic “oh my god this job is SO boring” kind of way. I [...]

My short story, “Sandwich of the Future” was entered into a contest to be read on an radio/podcast show. Smoke & Mirrors was kind enough to select me and have one of their voiceover artists read my story. It’s got effects and everything. Here’s the original Story Here’s the Audio MP3 File  Here’s the site [...]

(Note: the Names of some people have been changed to protect the no longer innocent) (Also Note: This story is graphic, sexually disturbing and awesome, please turn away NOW if you’re faint of heart, over 40 or religious) I think back a lot about the girl I now call “Headboard Jessica” the name is different [...]

When I was about 15 or 16 I went to a school dance in Cloverdale. Cloverdale has a population of about 3000 (or it did at the time) and was the very definition of “Podunk”. I had been invited there by a girl named Stephanie, who I was fairly certain was going to let me [...]

(Or How I conquered Racism, all by myself) Dear Readers, Far be it from me to take time on a simple blog to explain my own convoluted ideas, or preconceptions. But one thing I’ve always hated, as a vague patriot of our unsettled country , is the French. I don’t know where my hatred of [...]

A lot of people probably say they fall in love with strippers. After all, any single guy wandering into the smoky den of the strippers gets undue attention, surrounded by beautiful women and treated probably nicer than any girl has ever treated them. But I don’t fall for them, I realize their amazing and random [...]

So apparently the good lord above has deemed it necessary to infiltrate my iTunes playlist to show me the errors of my ways. Let me explain. Like any good american under 30, I don’t pay for music. About the time Microsoft and Apple started slapping DRM on everything is when I just stopped caring about [...]