Caught Bucky Larson this weekend, twice. With unexpected results. When I first saw the trailer for Bucky Larson it looked awful. Any movie that capitalizes on a star with a strange defect (i.e. big ol’ buck teeth) seems like a sinking ship from the get go, all the jokes are pre-loaded and the humor has [...]

Crotchmail is mainly one person… me. But I play a lot of video games when I’m not generating oodles of hilarious and I’ve blown through a lot of disappointing games in the last few years. Mostly because no one I know has played them but they sounded interesting and like they might have Promise. If [...]

So M. “Fail” Shmylanalanan has eeked out his final works. It lays like a half aborted 150 million dollar fetus upon the steps of a post-apocalyptic hollywood, as this may herald the death of cinema. In case you can’t tell, this movie isn’t just bad, it’s like an A list director got lots of money [...]

So I’ve just gone and seen New Moon, or as I like to call it “Twilight 2: The Reckoning”. Let’s get the basics out of the way, I’m male and straight (enough) and I’ve seen the first movie and read the entire series of books. To be fair, I didn’t actually know what I was [...]

No really fuck it. The Kindle is Amazon’s little ugly bastard child of an E-book reader. Its like when you’re visiting your family and you’re all having a good time and your cousin from the “deep south” shows up with plastered with his cousin and starts fucking up the place. Everyone just sort goes into [...]

I like to inject a certain level of comedy and levity into almost everything that gets published here. However I think I can express my overwhelming rage and frustration in a way that may be amusing or at the least, informative. Let me start off by saying… Best Buy is a bunch of Pig-Fucking Nazi [...]

I just saw Blade III: Trinity My face hurts, from Hollywoods latest 50 million dollar money shot being fired directly into my eyes. The proud Blade Trilogy has ended in a fiery ash-covered mess that would make Mr. Wizard knock his bottle of corrosive acid off the Bunsen burner and into the face of a [...]

I have to clarify just how bad Ultraviolet was…Imagine The matrix performed as a Disney On Ice show. Now imagine there was a performance of Blade II (as Disney On Ice) scheduled for the same night, so instead of losing any revenue, they decided to just combine the shows, and run them simultaneously, hoping the [...]