Now the Twist Here is that some of them I’m making up and Some of them I’m NOT. I’m not going to say which ones are which, because before you know it some people will be sending me examples of how I’m wrong (or right) and I’m already ashamed enough of the human race. D [...]

Often people ask for advice or look for it in the most unlikely of places. But have you ever noticed that good advice is often overlooked due to its cliche nature? Not putting all your eggs in one basket when metaphorically turned to real world examples (Where “Eggs” are mistresses and whores and “One Basket” [...]

Ever Seen a Pop-Up Ad? How about a Pop-Over Ad? How about a million ads on ONE page?   This is among the more annoying Ad delivering methods available to the giant marketing machines that rule our lives and subliminally inject product jargon into our brain. For those of you that aren’t familiar, it’s a [...]

I’m often consulted as the worlds fore-most leader on the origins of the Christmas Holiday. I’m also consulted for ways to make the perfect omelette and where to find a picture of Britney Spears Vagina. But assuming you’re wearing pants and you’re not making breakfast, you want the skinny, the facts on Christmas and I’m [...]

Bi-Pedal Human seeks roommate of same genetic distinction and species. Myself and my collective enjoy a living space designed by famed artist MC Escher, and as such your domicile will occupy the 1st and 3rd bedroom as well as part of the bathroom and a space above the stairs. Cost: The fee per month is [...]