Adam: SUCK A BAG OF DICKS Kyle: well Kyle: ill suck on the bag Kyle: but not the dicks themselves Adam: okay but it’s leaking Adam: it’s a paper bag Kyle: so, youre telling me Adam: and overly full Adam: it wasn’t well thought out Kyle: that this paper bag Kyle: what is it leaking? [...]

Adam: He would kick down the door of that orphanage and say “look, some of you don’t have parents, and that’s sad, but I’m gonna burn this place down, and if you want to live you have to get through me..” Then you see how many orphans you can take on at once, when they’re [...]

Sean: i once ate a penguin whole Sean: well not all at once, but the whole thing Adam: Are you okay Adam: oh Adam: well like what over the course of a week Adam: I mean, I could eat a whole horse, given a lot of time Sean: nope one sitting Adam: and it wouldn’t [...]

Adam: haven’t heard from her in years didn’t know if she just off and died like the other women you date Brendan: thats happened once, and I had *almost nothing* to do with it! Brendan: I mean, yeah… I bought the poison Brendan: I slipped it into her food Brendan: but the cause of death [...]

We like to do IMprovisation, which is improv via instant messenger, to that note we’ve come up with several improvised conversations about dangerous activities. Special thanks to Semper (Lizard Camping) Adam: You know anything about lizards? Sean: Poisonous ones? Adam: semi Sean: Like nausea but not death? Adam: depends on if it gets you more [...]

WeaselBringer lol Isn’t that what the chloroform is for? I just had a lightbulb Chloroform flavored tequila…. Striker hmm.. interesting, but I think you actually have it backwards tequila flavored chloroform.. no one would drink tequila if it smells like chloroform so you would loose out on both the drunk and the drugged benefits however, [...]

12:02:50 PM sikkitten: howdie 12:03:05 PM weaselbringer: what! stop judging me!! 12:03:15 PM weaselbringer: oh sorry I thought you were the instant message that haunts my nightmares 12:03:18 PM sikkitten: haha 12:03:20 PM weaselbringer: you’re just a regular IM 12:03:29 PM sikkitten: I was judging you though 12:03:55 PM weaselbringer: well that’s fine because you [...]

2:56:57 PM sikkitten: how’s life in the cool state? 2:57:18 PM weaselbringer: pretty amazing, they changed all the air in california to cherry flavored 2:57:33 PM weaselbringer: and now when you crash your car they give you a jet and a handjob 2:59:48 PM sikkitten: That does sound nice 2:59:52 PM sikkitten: but I don’t [...]