“MegaMan seeks MegaWoman” [Email MegaMan] Age: 27 Home: Robot City, Michigan Eyes: Sorta Blue or yellow Hair: Brown, but usually wears a helmet Weight: 167lbs Height: 4’10″ Marital Status: Single Children: None unless you count my Robot Dog. Occupation: Robotic hero designed to defeat Doctor Robotnik Wily, also a part time pastry chef. Education: Got [...]
People want the PS3, they want it so bad they’re willing to crawl on their bellies through broken store windows, drink the blood of virgins, swallow live hornets and punch through the stomach of their grandmother to get one. Is there no end to your Madness? You can watch the news in real-time online pop [...]
Jamie sat at ease in her leather high backed chair, one leg draped lazily over the armrest. Her very poise defining ‘at rest’. She was bored and decided to try calling again. The phone jangled with a tinny blurting noise as her cell phone reached across the radio waves to invade the partnering cell nestled [...]
This is an open letter to Sony, regarding the PS3 and its strategies. Stop! Please stop. I beg of you Sony, the lackluster presentations, the gargantuan amounts of bad press and obscure psuedo-mysterious tactics regarding information. Rumors fly and every one is about your absurd pricing, the CEO’s excuses claiming that the priveleged few who [...]
Many of you have heard the recent announcement regarding Dead or Alive the movie, based off the beloved (by some) game fighting series featuring large chested women. Which is a little mind blowing, because up until 2004 it was absolutely mandated by law that movies of this caliber were to be played on USA UP! [...]
Let me sum up here, The crew of GamerNode.com and myself are currently in Los Angeles. By hook or by crook a staff of roughly 12 writers, managers, photographers, and canadians managed to get here by plane, and carpool on a budget of none to cover E3. It’s been a long, hard road, a glorius [...]
Some of you may be familiar with the Dead or Alive fighting game series, whose intense focus on epically busty women beating the shit out of each other in a myriad of creative fighting styles has of course made it huge worldwide (especially in Japan where they can pretend the red-headed Triple-D Ninja is 14). [...]
There’s been a lot of talk about the upcoming “Console Wars” See our earlier article about Xbox360 vs PS3. We think it would be better to focus on the future of gaming, or some similar nonsensical string of buzzwords, like the “Paradigm of Virtual Life” You see I’m so clever I could just title this [...]