That’s not to say there isn’t a huge surplus of stupid video game plots, some of them are so generic I can apply them to dozens of games simultaneously. So we’ll start with the general plots. 1. In Space, with Aliens. As Halo, Space Siege, Starcraft, and about a billion other games will tell you. [...]
So here’s a little insight, into how my brain works. I’m standing in line at the coffee shop, the clerk looks bored and slightly put out. It occurs to me that he’s not happy and probably doesn’t like his job. But then I think, well its a coffee shop, it’s not shoveling snow or anything. [...]
So now that I’ve joined the ranks of the low down and filthy commuter, I’m on the freeway for about 2-3 hours every day. And when I’m not listening to The Woody Show – I see a lot of the same mistakes, the same bad habits, day in and day out. I of course, want [...]
So i’m incredibly jazzed about this cute little new project from Google called “Lively” It’s basically Google’s answer to second life, and all those other virtual environments. Its very simple and intuitive and looks pretty cool. The best part is you can make your own environment and just embed it in a page, and anyone [...]
(Or What happened to Crotchmail) Many of you may have noticed that Crotchmail went down for several weeks, and that it was officially “Banned by Google” for that duration as well. Why? Psychotic Korean Hackers gone nuts on my website! No really. It all started when I fired up my computer one day, and got [...]
Here’s some things you can do to while away a rainy day. 1. Become immortal. At first I thought becoming immortal was going to be extremely hard, not knowing how to do it. Then I thought it would be extremely easy, as my plan was to disguise myself as leftover food in my refrigerator which [...]
by: M. Gordon Lately I have been noticing that more and more people are entering the workplace. Some are returning to work after an injury or pregnancy, some are switching jobs, but most are, like me, just beginning to realize that in order to have money you must have a job. Now, more than ever, [...]
The Year is 2093. Nanotechnology has progressed to enhance and improve every aspect of our lives. Technology in general has permeated every level of human existence from genetically engineered birth to a greatly extended life-span, to a carefully planned death. I have time travelled here to explore the future of humanity, the evolution of society, [...]