(Or How I conquered Racism, all by myself) Dear Readers, Far be it from me to take time on a simple blog to explain my own convoluted ideas, or preconceptions. But one thing I’ve always hated, as a vague patriot of our unsettled country , is the French. I don’t know where my hatred of [...]

A lot of people probably say they fall in love with strippers. After all, any single guy wandering into the smoky den of the strippers gets undue attention, surrounded by beautiful women and treated probably nicer than any girl has ever treated them. But I don’t fall for them, I realize their amazing and random [...]

About the author: Adam Aragon is the uncouth and deranged author of CrotchMail.com and several other blogs, websites, and tv and theatre projects. He hails from Sonoma County and he really likes Sushi. More information available at www.CrotchMail.com CrotchMail: The Reckoning A Boy and his Blog Add to Cart By Adam A Aragon CrotchMail is [...]

12:02:50 PM sikkitten: howdie 12:03:05 PM weaselbringer: what! stop judging me!! 12:03:15 PM weaselbringer: oh sorry I thought you were the instant message that haunts my nightmares 12:03:18 PM sikkitten: haha 12:03:20 PM weaselbringer: you’re just a regular IM 12:03:29 PM sikkitten: I was judging you though 12:03:55 PM weaselbringer: well that’s fine because you [...]

So apparently the good lord above has deemed it necessary to infiltrate my iTunes playlist to show me the errors of my ways. Let me explain. Like any good american under 30, I don’t pay for music. About the time Microsoft and Apple started slapping DRM on everything is when I just stopped caring about [...]

2:56:57 PM sikkitten: how’s life in the cool state? 2:57:18 PM weaselbringer: pretty amazing, they changed all the air in california to cherry flavored 2:57:33 PM weaselbringer: and now when you crash your car they give you a jet and a handjob 2:59:48 PM sikkitten: That does sound nice 2:59:52 PM sikkitten: but I don’t [...]

So I’ve just gone and seen New Moon, or as I like to call it “Twilight 2: The Reckoning”. Let’s get the basics out of the way, I’m male and straight (enough) and I’ve seen the first movie and read the entire series of books. To be fair, I didn’t actually know what I was [...]

10:37:04 AM Cliff: So you diggin the MW2 action? 11:30:47 AM weaselbringer: it’s pretty fricking rad 11:30:58 AM weaselbringer: doubt I’ll play it multiplayer 11:31:09 AM weaselbringer: but i’ll probably do the SP campaign twice 11:47:22 AM Cliff: Yeah, I’m hooked. The whole attack on america thing is pretty wild. Not that I’m proud that [...]