I’ve spent a few months in New York somewhat recently, and lately I’ve heard a lot of talk about it. There seems to be a romantic notion of the big city, and every starry eyed young something or other is thinking about heading down there one of these days and really “experiencing” life. Well having [...]

(Title: La Slinkie) Alas Poor Slinky, Ridden with stair-like bounces, and so damn silly – (Title: El Diablo) Oh Hail Great Satan, You are like a god to me, and squishy-licious – (Title: French Stewart) On Third Rock you Rock, In life you are a failure, Your hair is stupid – (Title: Forgetting) Where is [...]

We all remember the classic cartoons of our youth, whether they were brand new or, re-runs or just something we downloaded one day. The craze of Saturday Morning cartoons started a long time ago, and shows no signs of stopping. But sometimes when we think back to those original cartoons, like Looney Tunes and Hannah [...]

(The details of this “Manventure” have been altered to protect the incredibly guilty) My good buddy Sean and I decided to have a manly mis-adventure today, and we had such a great time, we thought we’d detail the required elements of a MAN-venture so you too can enjoy this long lost pastime. Some of you [...]

I’ve read countless articles about fuel-cell technology. Which can mean a lot of different things, but lets break it down to what I think is the absolute worst… Ethanol/Alcohol – Based Batteries for laptops and cell phones. Oh here’s a great fucking idea, let’s gas up our cell phones. The first implementations of this technology [...]

The Story of a Fish Having sex with a Frisbee. Two of the greatest friends in the world were sitting in a sunny park on a bench one day. Their names were Elocution and Vernacular and one said to the other. “Vern, I’ve invented a machine that turns things into other things” He said this [...]

No really… Its the Sean’s birthday article. He requested that I write an article for his birthday, so I think this can be best summed up by poetry, a series of numbers and a picture of a bunny… Sean, its his birthday, its nowhere near earth-day… He tell stories of glories of times that we [...]

Today was the day I was planning on writing an article, but then again you ass-clowns don’t pay me. Plus I’m feeling slow and drowsy from when I chugged NyQuil earlier and ran over a marching band made up of toddlers and chinchillas, as the rhythmic thumping of my large American car spraying adorable guts [...]