Adam: SUCK A BAG OF DICKS Kyle: well Kyle: ill suck on the bag Kyle: but not the dicks themselves Adam: okay but it’s leaking Adam: it’s a paper bag Kyle: so, youre telling me Adam: and overly full Adam: it wasn’t well thought out Kyle: that this paper bag Kyle: what is it leaking? [...]

Adam: He would kick down the door of that orphanage and say “look, some of you don’t have parents, and that’s sad, but I’m gonna burn this place down, and if you want to live you have to get through me..” Then you see how many orphans you can take on at once, when they’re [...]

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Sean: i once ate a penguin whole Sean: well not all at once, but the whole thing Adam: Are you okay Adam: oh Adam: well like what over the course of a week Adam: I mean, I could eat a whole horse, given a lot of time Sean: nope one sitting Adam: and it wouldn’t [...]

Dear Christina, It’s me Adam. Adam Aragon from Fuhnny.com. You probably don’t remember me, and that’s because we’ve never met or spoken. However I remember you. I’ve seen just about every movie you’ve ever done. From your Addam’s family days, to your dark spooky Ice Storm, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Buffalo 66′ [...]

Caught Bucky Larson this weekend, twice. With unexpected results. When I first saw the trailer for Bucky Larson it looked awful. Any movie that capitalizes on a star with a strange defect (i.e. big ol’ buck teeth) seems like a sinking ship from the get go, all the jokes are pre-loaded and the humor has [...]

The Signs of the New (Fuhnny) Zodiac Special Thanks to Joe Krol – Fuhnny.com Went and dug through some ancient ruins and found the Ancient Russian-Gaelic-Postmodern Zodiac as it was originally intended to be. As the lunar cycles of the early eras were significantly different you may notice some dramatic variations in which —s were [...]

Now that Border’s has gone all Chapter 11 and is liquidating all their stores. I’m reminded of the brief stint I had as a Border’s Employee. It was one of the worst experiences I’ve ever endured. I don’t say that in an ironic “oh my god this job is SO boring” kind of way. I [...]