Dear Franni Drepshanksizzlekeynips, Thank you for your inquiry. We have investigated your order. (#66675859) We were unable to find anything at first. And then we investigated more. We have discovered that your order was sent, but to an address of your brother-in-law whom you no longer speak with (according to our investigations, which are very [...]

I don’t imagine many people would listen to a stand-up comedian who bitches about traffic and the same rule probably applies for comedic writers eager to share their frustration with the daily routine that is the ‘commute’. However I’ve come up with an innovative and relatively harmless way of shedding my aggression, sticking it to [...]

Birthday Post (or What I’ve learned in 28 years) Here’s a list of some of the important things I’ve learned in 28 years: Your greatest hopes and dreams from when you are younger will morph and fade away and become an urge to create a 401k Always tip a dollar a drink at the bar. [...]

If you live in Maine and your hometown includes a clown driving a car he calls Christine with a large ,rabid St. Bernard in the backseat, while residing in an old, haunted hotel near a strange Pet Semetary and hangs out with teenage girls with telekenetic powers….you’re pretty much screwed. When it appears you have [...]

The World’s Biggest Comedy Duo went on their 2 year anniversary camping trip. Thanks to Melissa for all the pictures (We Blogged about this too)

More and more Myspace feels like the ugly annoying younger sibling of facebook. With FB’s clean content, very secure environments and lack of dazzling shitty custom profiles it just feels more modern, refined, well thought-out. Where as myspace is still clunky, square, blue and messy as hell. Pictures don’t line up, the apps are a [...]

Which Skills from the following list best match your abilities? Pointless Filing Sweeping Sucking golf balls through garden hose Inverting Worshipping John Stewart Licking Concrete Flipping Burgers Playing "BurgerTime" for NES Time Travel Transubstantiation Reverse Engineering Pharmaceuticals Helping People Helping People Die Marching in Formation Voting on Bills Fantasizing About Snape Raping Harry Potter Enabling [...]

Jesus Monkey Flavored Christ I woke up today with a hangover that gave me super powers. Power that allow me to feel pain and misery unlike any person before. Like Daredevil, I could hear the slightest whisper of every sound. I could hear my skin sliding across the soft material of the pillow as I [...]