WeaselBringer lol Isn’t that what the chloroform is for? I just had a lightbulb Chloroform flavored tequila…. Striker hmm.. interesting, but I think you actually have it backwards tequila flavored chloroform.. no one would drink tequila if it smells like chloroform so you would loose out on both the drunk and the drugged benefits however, [...]

When I was about 15 or 16 I went to a school dance in Cloverdale. Cloverdale has a population of about 3000 (or it did at the time) and was the very definition of “Podunk”. I had been invited there by a girl named Stephanie, who I was fairly certain was going to let me [...]

So M. “Fail” Shmylanalanan has eeked out his final works. It lays like a half aborted 150 million dollar fetus upon the steps of a post-apocalyptic hollywood, as this may herald the death of cinema. In case you can’t tell, this movie isn’t just bad, it’s like an A list director got lots of money [...]

My good friend God “The Lord” Stockton is apparently spawning a child, I think his wife is involved as well, but to be honest I don’t like to pry into the mysteries of nature, there are traps, like in the temple of doom. Since I heard the news the question came up, what’s the name? [...]

Special thanks to Sean “SicSemper” Beering My love for you is geometrically greater than my love for math My love for you is mainly derived from the essence of domesticated pets My heart fills with fluid causing a seizure every time you are near You make me as Rational as Pi You corrupt my logic [...]

In some of my more slacker days, I’ve worked a lot of corporate/office jobs. And as any good cubicle veteran can tell you; The bathroom is your friend. I’m going to explain how to make a simple bathroom break, take up to an hour of your day, while avoiding work AND suspicion. First off it’s [...]

There are many things lately that I’ve become disillusioned with: Games: Gran Turismo 5 Mass Effect 2 Red Dead Redemption Gadgets: Kindle PSP Tablets Websites: Digg Youtube Gamespot Media: Porn Net Memes Summer Movies All of these things used to interest me, or hold my fascination for a time. But having experience them or learned [...]

(Or How I conquered Racism, all by myself) Dear Readers, Far be it from me to take time on a simple blog to explain my own convoluted ideas, or preconceptions. But one thing I’ve always hated, as a vague patriot of our unsettled country , is the French. I don’t know where my hatred of [...]