My short story, “Sandwich of the Future” was entered into a contest to be read on an radio/podcast show. Smoke & Mirrors was kind enough to select me and have one of their voiceover artists read my story. It’s got effects and everything. Here’s the original Story Here’s the Audio MP3 File  Here’s the site [...]

Special Thanks to Sean Beering who initiated the best Facebook Rant/Story ever. I think this sums up the world as we know it, quite nicely. Enjoy. PS: The names have been left unchanged to damn the guilty and I love my friends, but if you want yours removed, I will blur it

Adam: haven’t heard from her in years didn’t know if she just off and died like the other women you date Brendan: thats happened once, and I had *almost nothing* to do with it! Brendan: I mean, yeah… I bought the poison Brendan: I slipped it into her food Brendan: but the cause of death [...]

We like to do IMprovisation, which is improv via instant messenger, to that note we’ve come up with several improvised conversations about dangerous activities. Special thanks to Semper (Lizard Camping) Adam: You know anything about lizards? Sean: Poisonous ones? Adam: semi Sean: Like nausea but not death? Adam: depends on if it gets you more [...]

Hello you filthy readers. For a good long time, we’ve labored under the moniker “CrotchMail” Because we think crotches are funny. However due in part to this fly by night “Google” operation, we’ve lost a lot of page ranking because some people seem to think we’re more about delivering genitals or mail to people. Or [...]

(Note: the Names of some people have been changed to protect the no longer innocent) (Also Note: This story is graphic, sexually disturbing and awesome, please turn away NOW if you’re faint of heart, over 40 or religious) I think back a lot about the girl I now call “Headboard Jessica” the name is different [...]

Greetings filthy masses, this is Edmunton Rofflebottom the 3rd Esquire. I have been instructed by my famous psychiatrist to write about my feelings about being rich. Why, it’s spectacular my dear boy. I assume boy because ladies shouldn’t not cross the steps of sitting room, the board room, or the internet, should it eventually have [...]

Crotchmail is mainly one person… me. But I play a lot of video games when I’m not generating oodles of hilarious and I’ve blown through a lot of disappointing games in the last few years. Mostly because no one I know has played them but they sounded interesting and like they might have Promise. If [...]