COMEDY Most “comedy” writing on television is just terrible and bland. Here’s an example of a typical “King of Queens” joke: Husband: I can’t find my car keys! Wife: Maybe you should be less forgetful! Husband: I remembered your birthday last year! Wife: Yes, but only after I reminded you! *audience laughs* That’s weak. I’ve [...]

There’s been a lot of talk about the upcoming “Console Wars” See our earlier article about Xbox360 vs PS3. We think it would be better to focus on the future of gaming, or some similar nonsensical string of buzzwords, like the “Paradigm of Virtual Life” You see I’m so clever I could just title this [...]

Today’s pic – courtesy of SomethingAwful.com

Every damn day. We all know the oppressive, addicting, internet-black-hole that is Myspace. We all have friends on there, whether or not you know it, whether or not you’d like it, you’re on there, your friends are on there, and if you’re not on there, there’s probably a fansite dedicated to your genitals or sleeping [...]

[10:59] WeaselBringer: Xbox 360 had perfect dark zero for a ‘halo style flagship game’ but they lost it due to delays, so they’re trying to decide what the flagship game will be, which means the first main game they force down our throats will probably be a racer [10:59] WeaselBringer: neato [11:00] WeaselBringer: Maybe they’ll [...]

My birthday took place and some really wacky stuff happened, we didn’t get photos of that stuff, but we got photos! Here’s an image gallery for the party you all missed. Unless you were there, in which case… shutup

Hello you sick and twisted kitten killers. Many of you are coming to this site and going “What the shit is this?” The Devils Newsletter is on a long hiatus, so we’ve developed a new site, with a new name to bring you some of the same old disgusting, trippy, funny, silly newsletter formatted crap [...]