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[10:19] WeaselBringer: pshaw since it won’t work, I would never do that anyway [10:20] WeaselBringer: that’s immoral and wrong [10:20] Striker: hehe [10:24] WeaselBringer: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3264 [10:38] Striker: I would never fly with an airline that didnt let me keep my sword in the isle side of my seat [10:38] WeaselBringer: what if you’re a lefty [...]

[12:14] singer33_007: Hi, I was looking at yahoo personals, i noticed your page.. anyway, yahoo thinks you are my top match. [12:14] singer33_007: do you want to see my profile..? [12:14] Deadwhoreinabox: I guess that depends on whether or not you’re a spammer [12:16] Deadwhoreinabox: But I’m young and idealistic, I’ll assume that some supposed [...]

Yesterday a military court found Private Lynndie England, a sort of David Lynchian take on Gomer Pyle, guilty of abusing inmates at the Abu Ghraib prison. The prison abuses, which by all accounts were extensive and creative, have officially been rectified. Justice is served and everyone can go home happy (except for the people still [...]

TAKING OUR LEAD from Intel, Cmail is proud to announce that we’re developing a whole new numbering scheme for our pages. Instead of numbering pages logically from zero up to 26362, like this one, we have decided to take advantage of an older scheme which will make life much simpler for our Latin readers, whose [...]