We all remember the classic cartoons of our youth, whether they were brand new or, re-runs or just something we downloaded one day. The craze of Saturday Morning cartoons started a long time ago, and shows no signs of stopping. But sometimes when we think back to those original cartoons, like Looney Tunes and Hannah [...]

(The details of this “Manventure” have been altered to protect the incredibly guilty) My good buddy Sean and I decided to have a manly mis-adventure today, and we had such a great time, we thought we’d detail the required elements of a MAN-venture so you too can enjoy this long lost pastime. Some of you [...]

I’ve read countless articles about fuel-cell technology. Which can mean a lot of different things, but lets break it down to what I think is the absolute worst… Ethanol/Alcohol – Based Batteries for laptops and cell phones. Oh here’s a great fucking idea, let’s gas up our cell phones. The first implementations of this technology [...]

The Story of a Fish Having sex with a Frisbee. Two of the greatest friends in the world were sitting in a sunny park on a bench one day. Their names were Elocution and Vernacular and one said to the other. “Vern, I’ve invented a machine that turns things into other things” He said this [...]

No really… Its the Sean’s birthday article. He requested that I write an article for his birthday, so I think this can be best summed up by poetry, a series of numbers and a picture of a bunny… Sean, its his birthday, its nowhere near earth-day… He tell stories of glories of times that we [...]

Today was the day I was planning on writing an article, but then again you ass-clowns don’t pay me. Plus I’m feeling slow and drowsy from when I chugged NyQuil earlier and ran over a marching band made up of toddlers and chinchillas, as the rhythmic thumping of my large American car spraying adorable guts [...]

Now the Twist Here is that some of them I’m making up and Some of them I’m NOT. I’m not going to say which ones are which, because before you know it some people will be sending me examples of how I’m wrong (or right) and I’m already ashamed enough of the human race. D [...]

No really fuck it. The Kindle is Amazon’s little ugly bastard child of an E-book reader. Its like when you’re visiting your family and you’re all having a good time and your cousin from the “deep south” shows up with plastered with his cousin and starts fucking up the place. Everyone just sort goes into [...]