Note: Never do this
Author: Adam A.
yeah, I think it can die
So can we all
I’m pretty sure we will
I plan on not
I’m hoping the singularity will come before I die
I need to upload my consciousness Rei, the world needs me
hey that’s my goal too
but also only if my actual conciousness can be uploaded, not just a clone of it. I want it to actually be me. Not a copy and the original me dies
so they need to work that out first
I think that’s semantic
the only difference there is that you Get killed vs die naturally
yes and no
like, I want THIS ME to continue
*I* want to continue
Yeah but if it’s a perfect copy?
that’s nice for the copy but this is about selfish survival instinct
a copy is basically progeny
I want literal immortality – not immortality through offspring
Let’s put it this way, if you had 1 year to live and you could copy yourself now but you would transfer to the net, your body would collapse and die. Vs You can copy yourself and your body can keep going for another year ?
No that’s the thing i don’t care about my body
if I could upload my mind right now
I would do it but I want it to be the *me* that I am
not a copy of me with my memories
not a duplicate
A perfect copy wouldn’t be progeny, that would just be a copy. You’re not creating ‘something’ with your traits you’re copying ALL your traits, progeny by nature is not a perfect copy
do you get what I mean?
I want THIS self to survive
you know in The Sixth Day
I think a perfect copy would read to you as ‘this’ self
you’re arnold shwarzenegger? Or Johnny cab?
and the clone THINKS he is the original, he has all the same thoughts and memories and impulses
Well yeah, but that assumes that the clone is kept ignorant of his origin. Which honestly could be fine
but he is NOT the original
this isn’t about the clone
this is about the original
as the original
What if they arranged it so they erased your memory for a week (for example) so you think you just had a car accident and woke back up in a body that doesn’t age
I want MY consciousness to continue
like, i am fine with being seperated from my meat sack
as long as it is a continuation of my own conciousness, not a copy that thinks it is
Put another way, I think a ‘perfect’ copy of your conciousness bothers you because you just want to be unique and one of a kind, but I think there’s MORE immortality in having like 12 Rei’s
Personally I would have a Rei-Bot
with some general tweaks to our sex life
I don’t want to be one of the Hugh Jackmans from the Prestige
that reminds me I need to watch prestige again
I have no attachment to this host
but I want to continue as myself, not to stop existing and have a different version of myself start
I am tied to the me
But literally you could NOT know
we could arrange it so you’re not aware of being a copy
no that’s the point
it wouldn’t be ME that wasn’t aware of being a copy
it would be a copy that wouldn’t be aware of being a copy
Here at fictional cloning singularity enterprises, we get this question a lot. We have a money back guarantee that if at any point you experience an existential crisis you will be refunded in total and given a free tote bag
it’s well handled in that episode of Black Mirror
It’s a really nice tote bag
there’s never any question that it’s them
Like leather with an embossed logo, it’s not cheap
can I get the tote bag anyway
I mean… with a trial maybe? Like we clone you up to age 15 and you can hang out with teenage Rei for a while…
I want black mirror style consciousness upload or nothing
Listen ma’am i know what you’ve seen on the holovids seems very real but I assure you it’s total flights of fancy.
the act of cloning is indeed dirty and messy and imperfect, however we have this amazing tote bag
it’s not any additional cost and can easily hold a weekends worth of clothes
give me the tote bag and gtfo
I’ve actually decided that I love this tote bag, and I will likely quit my job today, even thought that means giving up my immortality, as this tote bag has inspired me to be a bolder and more courageous person
Well I was chatting with my good buddy – Joe “The Giraffe” Krol, and got to talking about our mutual love of the one and only Bill Paxton. Often considered the finest actor who ever lived on the planet. Here is my list of Completely (Un)True Facts about “The Bard” Bill Paxton (RIP)
In 1948 Bill Paxton was declared the new “Rosetta Stone” and is the conduit for which all language now travels
Bill Paxton once lifted the earth to see if there was anything underneath and found a rare Nickel with an upside down face on it.
One time during an interview a reporter asked Bill Paxton to tell him “Everything he knew” and subsequently his head immediately exploded. Bill to his credit, was only trying to accomadate the reporter and was later aquitted of all 2nd degree murder charges
It’s said in the inner circles of acting, to imitate Bill Paxton is the ultimate “Method” and such greats as Robert Dinero, Marlon Brando and Bill Paxton himself all credit Bill Paxton as their greatest inspiration
Fun Fact: Bill Paxton actually played the metallic suit worn by Robert Downey Jr. in “Iron Man 1 & 2” Part 3’s suit was played by Amy Adams and a modified ice cooler.
Once on the set of Blue Lagoon, which Bill Paxton did not appear in, a Key Grip asked Bill Paxton for some advice on how to teach his kids to read. Bill Paxton proceeded to quote the entire bible from cover to cover and the Key Grips children learned to read that very night. Their names were changed to “Bill” and “Paxton” respectively out of admiration.
During a high stakes poker game, Bill Paxton bet the “Future of Human Race” and won with a straight flush, forcing the Devil ever deeper into hell.
There’s a rumor going around that Bill Paxton will play every role in a new version of Lord of the Rings that takes place in New Jersey and has twice the budget of the original Jackson version.
it’s a little known fact that Bill Pullman is actually a failed Bill Paxton cloning experiment perpetrated by the North Korean shadow government. Pullman believes himself to be Paxton under cover. They have never worked together due to Pullman’s fear of the truth.
Fun fact!! Bill Paxton is a actually a full functioning automaton created by Leonardo DaVinci in an underground layer in Atlantis. The sole purpose of the “B il Pax tune” or the “second end of peace then” was to be a shell for a philosophers stone in which lead was turned to gold to destabilize the world’s precious metal market.
Was getting over a cold/cough last week that was dragging me down. So I stopped drinking coffee and just focused on getting better for a while. So I got back to work today and picked up my first cup of coffee in a week.
WIZARDJUICE:: I can see light travel from one point to another. I can read the minds of office equipment and my stapler hates white people and staples, which is ironic. I can sense minute changes in air pressure from mosquitos that aren’t born yet. I am currently phase-shifting through various dimensions and each one is way more purple than the last. I feel like I could throw a giraffe through a Ford Escalade or vice-versa. My mind is currently planning it’s next 90 chess moves on an imaginary game with an AI it’s also developing in concurrent tandem. I can smell time passing…
(( I missed you coffee ))
I have an ongoing theory with Joe Krol that the movie Titanic is basically a story about torturing Bill Paxton by telling him a meandering 9 hour story about losing a girls virginity followed by throwing the culmination of his life’s work into the ocean in a romantic gesture / fuck-you to Bill. Long story short?
Rose is a terrible person who banged Jack, Stole a Priceless Jewel, refused to share a door that could have supported 3 people and let him freeze to death while she sat and watched, only to later ruin Bill Paxton’s life as well.
#TossTheJewel #2PeoplePerDoor #PaxtonHate