Here’s some of my (almost) famous Quotes: Life is all about gathering enough boring stories to last you the rest of it. It’s like my father used to say to me, “Son, it’s time I told you about the Birds and the Bee’s – It’s called inter-species dating and I never want to catch you [...]

Dude, Sushi is so complicated. Keep in mind, this is like an old-school Japanese documentary, but still it shows that we’re a bunch of dirty heathens. Ironically if you were to make a video about eating at an American establishment it would be longer and require the many different ways that we are obligated to [...]

This is a continuation of “Stupid Video Game Plots” which focused on the odd and generic storylines that are so deeply embedded in video game plots. 1. Silent Protaganist (…) In many games the hero of the game is made to represent you. Since the game doesn’t know what you’re going to say it simply [...]

Sometimes you get some weird emails… Dear Zack, The girls all loved it. Each of us orgasmed like 500 times during the class and we were doing that weird female ejaculation thing that might just be peeing or it might be because we stuck water up in our vaginas, who knows?! Certainly not a college-level [...]

2:25:10 PM sikkitten: anything new and exciting in CA? 2:29:39 PM sikkitten: entertain meeeeeee! 2:30:50 PM weaselbringer: all of california is now a sovereign state and everyone has been declared king 2:31:17 PM sikkitten: Sweet. 2:31:33 PM weaselbringer: it’s been determined by our governor (who has saved the world many times – according to the [...]