To me voting is like one of those conveyor belts at the airport. You’re moving along and suddenly you’re shunted one direction or another, this happens several times, and before you know it, you’re near the end and it’s like “Path A” or “Path B” but you’re thinking to yourself. What the fuck am I [...]

Yes there is actually a CrotchMail.com Book, available for purchase in paperback or hardbound with a dustjacket made from the skin of babies. Both versions are full sized “coffee table” books, with full color illustrations and photos on EVERY single page. It gives props to my many friends who helped make it possible and contains [...]