As I was talking to my good friend Jonathan “Jonk” Jonktastic, we started talking about the coolest ways to die. Then about the ways we would most likely die. Then, because I had the gusto to actually write it down on the internet, it became “The top ten ways FOR ME to Die” #1: Overdose [...]

Attention all gamers! You may or may not know of “The Game Dame” But she’s a deadly beautiful gamer-geek-girl who can frag your heart into little tiny gibs. So rarely does someone fill my life bar like her, that I had to do an interview. So without further ado, I present the exclusive “GAME DAME [...]

It was a rough day at the pentagon that day. The president and his group of advisors were haggard and tired and finally the leading German-sounding scientist of the day “Hans-Grueberman” Slammed his hand down on the desk. “Gentlemen! Zere’s goht to be a better way!” he shouted germanically. The President slowly turned to him [...]