I like to inject a certain level of comedy and levity into almost everything that gets published here. However I think I can express my overwhelming rage and frustration in a way that may be amusing or at the least, informative. Let me start off by saying… Best Buy is a bunch of Pig-Fucking Nazi [...]

I’m often consulted as the worlds fore-most leader on the origins of the Christmas Holiday. I’m also consulted for ways to make the perfect omelette and where to find a picture of Britney Spears Vagina. But assuming you’re wearing pants and you’re not making breakfast, you want the skinny, the facts on Christmas and I’m [...]