[10:14] WeaselBringer: thats right…. NON portable ninjas [10:14] WeaselBringer: stationary ninjas? [10:14] Rachel Rei: haha [10:15] Rachel Rei: you can write on them? [10:15] Rachel Rei: send them as thank-you cards? [10:16] WeaselBringer: yeah maybe thats deceptive wording [10:16] WeaselBringer: in-ground ninjas? [10:16] WeaselBringer: immovable, scarecrow ninjas? [10:16] Rachel Rei: hehe [10:19] WeaselBringer: I should [...]

When your bill comes back up to full price (40-50 bucks a mon.) then you call them up and basically say: You: Hey I’ve always paid 30 dollars or so for service and it went up… Them: oh that’s our regular price, we prey on the weak… You: umm, odd. But anyway I had a [...]

Living with girls is not illegal, but there are several irrefutable reasons it should be. As some of you know my name is Adam and I’m a human male. Ironically I’m named after the first man on earth, so its reasonably deductible that being created first (and in gods image) that for some fraction of [...]

Jamie sat at ease in her leather high backed chair, one leg draped lazily over the armrest. Her very poise defining ‘at rest’. She was bored and decided to try calling again. The phone jangled with a tinny blurting noise as her cell phone reached across the radio waves to invade the partnering cell nestled [...]