The Bag of Dicks is Half Full?
Adam: SUCK A BAG OF DICKS Kyle: well Kyle: ill suck on the bag Kyle: but not the dicks themselves Adam: okay but it’s leaking Adam: it’s a paper bag Kyle: so, youre telling me Adam: and overly...
The Science of Fighting Orphans
Adam: He would kick down the door of that orphanage and say “look, some of you don’t have parents, and that’s sad, but I’m gonna burn this place down, and if you want to live you have...
So you’d like to work at Fuhnny.co...
Hello Potential Candidate. We’ve prepared a brief application for you. Your first step to your new job at Fuhnny.com – Please fill out all answers to the best of your...
IMprov: Internal Penguin Wound
Sean: i once ate a penguin whole Sean: well not all at once, but the whole thing Adam: Are you okay Adam: oh Adam: well like what over the course of a week Adam: I mean, I could eat a whole horse, given a lot...
Christina Ricci, Why Won’t You Lov...
Dear Christina, It’s me Adam. Adam Aragon from Fuhnny.com. You probably don’t remember me, and that’s because we’ve never met or spoken. However I remember you. I’ve seen just...
Review: Bucky Larson (Born to be a Star)
Caught Bucky Larson this weekend, twice. With unexpected results. When I first saw the trailer for Bucky Larson it looked awful. Any movie that capitalizes on a star with a strange defect (i.e. big ol’...
The New Zodiac (and your Horoscope)
The Signs of the New (Fuhnny) Zodiac Special Thanks to Joe Krol - Fuhnny.com Went and dug through some ancient ruins and found the Ancient Russian-Gaelic-Postmodern Zodiac as it was originally intended to be....
How I Quit Working at Borders
Now that Border’s has gone all Chapter 11 and is liquidating all their stores. I’m reminded of the brief stint I had as a Border’s Employee. It was one of the worst experiences I’ve...Friends
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